babinani:

gutsygumshoe:

lobsterspam730:

meltdownnnn:

darkra:

a-man-with-a-creepy-smile:

drpepperaddiction:

kori24:

cancerously:

purplebloodedmajesty:

pupcat:

heavykitty:

amkii:

roxylaughingalonewithmartinis:

fudgeluck:

scyko:

prototypext3:

How fucked are you?

I just nailed my guts to my spine…fuck

My package of Ritz crackers exploded, gorrammit

I didn’t need that leg anyways

Just nailed my hand to the left of my trackpad on my laptop. Not like I ever move from here anyway. It’s a natural place for my hand to be nailed. It just makes sense, honestly.

I was holding a laser pointer and pointing it at the ground, I’m good.

I nailed my hair dryer to my boob.

Nailed right through the stomach, through the belly button. …I am definitely dead.

through my computer screen >:[

damnit

also before you ask I was not stroking my computer I was holding my hand awkwardly up because I’ve been eating doritos and it had cheesy stuff on it that I couldn’t lick off yet

not that I don’t stroke my computer screen

wow this is awkward uhm

Ow, my shoulder :/

Aaahhhh through my upper arm

shit my phone just got nailed to my right thigh

I nailed my fingers to my chin :’(

i didnt need that knee anyway

all over my right hand

fuck I need to learn how to be a lefthanded person now

oh

oh god

just shot a nail through the side of my skull

/dead

Welp. There goes my right arm. 

FNGNGNGGNNGN Right through the bottom of my head.

/dead